Thursday, April 2, 2009



Josie's back again--I liked Prince Alix's last one so much I HAD to add to it. God, my brain will hurt by the time I'm done with this sh*t....

When people say "It hurts so much it's not even funny" or "I'm so tired it's not even funny," why would it be funny in the first place?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
(one of my favs) If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service, would they have to change their name to Knockers?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll just squeeze these little dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of that animal's butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why don't they make the sticky stuff on the backs of envelopes flavored?
Do they have a girl's bathroom in gay bars?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? (hahahahahaha)
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouths full?
What happens when you say "hi" on an airplane to your friend named Jack?
If a deaf person was to go to court, would it still be called a hearing?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Don't you find it weird that we teach our kids, "scrub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub"???
Is it possible to to stand-up comedy sitting down?
Put "The" and "IRS" together and you get "Theirs." Coincidence? I think not.
Pull apart "therapist" and you get "the rapist." Scary...
Do sheep get static cling when they rub up against one another?
If anything's possible, then it is possible that nothing's possible?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
And the last one for now...
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

I love these. :-))))) Thanks for reminding me, A.........
Oh, y'all should know I can't take credit for any of these, though--go to for the BEST witty this-and-thats you can think of.


Tuesday, March 31, 2009


This is a new post called don't think too hard. Its a collections of those questions that might just not have an answer. Enjoy!

Can an immortal have a midlife crisis?
Can a hearse carrying a dead body go in the carpool lane?
If a mermaid eats a fish, is it cannibalism?
Why don't they make canned broccoli?
If someone tells you that they are a liar, are they telling the truth?

Sunday, March 29, 2009



A: He wont kill you.... wait. Is he from Wisconsin?

R: Actually yes.

A: Then he will probably kill you

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


This is a new list, Oddly AIM, where we list the odd and ridiculous AIM, IChat, Yahoo, etc. converations. In time I'll figure out a way to let people submit their own, ENJOY!

A:I feel this dying urge to go to Target and get a tub of cream puffs. WWJD?

O:Go to Target

A:Hmmm, I'm now picturing Jesus on a bike, with a tub of cream puffs

O:He'd be a BEAAAAST

Monday, March 16, 2009


Just went on a long tour of Melrose, Minnesota with some yippy cast members and we made a new SR joke

In Soviet Russia, You come out of baby!

Sunday, March 15, 2009


Happy Sunday!

In Soviet Russia, Mcdonalds EATS YOU

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Misspellations 1

Doncha hate it when your typing to a friend on I chat and you misspell something, I tink Its hilarious!!! This is the HILARIOUS misspellation list:

Parfart (Parfait)
Asshopper (Grasshopper)
Scotch Rape (Scotch Tape)
Repoopssession (Repossession)

Hmmm, they're all really gross

Barney powder (Baby powder)
Elf Country Buffet (Old country buffet)
Facecock (Facebook)
The Sperminator (The Terminator)
Violators will be persecuted (PROSECUTED!!!)

That's it for today, hope to have more in the future