Just went on a long tour of Melrose, Minnesota with some yippy cast members and we made a new SR joke
In Soviet Russia, You come out of baby!
Showing posts with label Soviet Russia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Soviet Russia. Show all posts
Monday, March 16, 2009
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Soviet Russia
I think everyone knows these. Let's see how many we can come up with before we hate them all:
In Soviet Russia, cake bakes you!
In Soviet Russia, whore pays you (qtd in The Broken Silence)!
In Soviet Russia, slope finds you (qtd in TBS)!
In SR, baby sits you! (technically qtd by moi, but it came from Prince Alix)
...Litterbox cleans you!
...Bandaid rips you!
...Witch burns you!
...Boat sails you!
...Photo takes you!
...Homework does you! (Bad joke on that coming later, remind me...)
...Pumpkin carves you!
That's all for now.
Josie
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