DONT THINK TOO HARD #1

This is a new post called don't think too hard. Its a collections of those questions that might just not have an answer. Enjoy!

Can an immortal have a midlife crisis?
Can a hearse carrying a dead body go in the carpool lane?
If a mermaid eats a fish, is it cannibalism?
Why don't they make canned broccoli?
If someone tells you that they are a liar, are they telling the truth?

ODDLY AIM #2

R: BUT HE MIGHT KILL ME

A: He wont kill you.... wait. Is he from Wisconsin?

R: Actually yes.

A: Then he will probably kill you

ODDLY AIM

This is a new list, Oddly AIM, where we list the odd and ridiculous AIM, IChat, Yahoo, etc. converations. In time I'll figure out a way to let people submit their own, ENJOY!

A:I feel this dying urge to go to Target and get a tub of cream puffs. WWJD?

O:Go to Target

A:Hmmm, I'm now picturing Jesus on a bike, with a tub of cream puffs

O:He'd be a BEAAAAST

SOVIET RUSSIA

Just went on a long tour of Melrose, Minnesota with some yippy cast members and we made a new SR joke

In Soviet Russia, You come out of baby!

SOVIET RUSSIA

Happy Sunday!

In Soviet Russia, Mcdonalds EATS YOU

Misspellations 1

Doncha hate it when your typing to a friend on I chat and you misspell something, I tink Its hilarious!!! This is the HILARIOUS misspellation list:

Parfart (Parfait)
Asshopper (Grasshopper)
Scotch Rape (Scotch Tape)
Repoopssession (Repossession)

Hmmm, they're all really gross

Barney powder (Baby powder)
Elf Country Buffet (Old country buffet)
Facecock (Facebook)
The Sperminator (The Terminator)
Violators will be persecuted (PROSECUTED!!!)

That's it for today, hope to have more in the future

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