Saturday, January 17, 2009

Soviet Russia

I think everyone knows these. Let's see how many we can come up with before we hate them all:

In Soviet Russia, cake bakes you!
In Soviet Russia, whore pays you (qtd in The Broken Silence)!
In Soviet Russia, slope finds you (qtd in TBS)!
In SR, baby sits you! (technically qtd by moi, but it came from Prince Alix)
...Litterbox cleans you!
...Bandaid rips you!
...Witch burns you!
...Boat sails you!
...Photo takes you!
...Homework does you! (Bad joke on that coming later, remind me...)
...Pumpkin carves you!

That's all for now.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Funky Sayings

Okay, as this is my first ACTUAL list post, help me out, here. Dole out ideas like soup at a food shelter. Er, homeless shelter, whatever....ANYWAY, I need more!! Obviously!!

Funky Sayings/Words
-Nuckin' Futs=switch it around (that's all I'll say)
-Shoot-a-pickle=Shoot, dang it
-Dang me, dang me, they oughta take a rope and hang me=Dang it
-The loony bin="Nicer" term for an insane asylum
-Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!=Kind of a way to say, Well, what do you know? or Well, who'da thunk it?
-No sh*t, Sherlock!=Duh!
-Make like a tree and leaf=Ha. Haha. Figure it out.
-Go screw a tree!=Get outta here! or Leave me alone!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Bonjour, Hello, Hola, Konichi-wa, Ni hao, Bonjourno, Wilkommen!

Welcome to ze Blog of Lists. List of Blogs. Whatever, really. Give me ideas for awesome lists, and I might publish them! Check out my other blog for more, though they are on the side as opposed to being the focus of the blog...yes. My favorite running one has to be the Greatest Things About Being a Woman list. I'm sure it will far outnumber a "Greatest Things About Being a MAN" list. Watch and see. :-)

Happy blogging and list-creating,